kukupooh:

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calciumwaves:

IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD

(Source: fabulewis)

beingpansexualisokay:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[serial killer voice] got room for one more

fruitpunchg:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

(Source: avataraang)

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

snowllux:

snowllux:

when you search corpses of people you worked hard to kill and they don’t have any money 

I FORGOT TO MENTION I’M PLAYING A GAME OMG

fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

missmonomi:

#swiggity swaggy i am the baggie

(Source: permanentgoodbye)

emermariemd:

Surprise, Tales Buddies!

Yep, I totally drew all of us in the form of Tales of Friends charms because I love you all. If I’m wrong on some of the details, sorry about that. I wanted to surprise you guys, so haha! I had so much fun making these! XD

All characters belong to their real life counterparts. Everything in here was made 100% with Adobe Illustrator CS6.

Top Left and Middle: EmerMarieMD

Top Right: thesefeelsihave

Bottom Left: inthegalaxy

Bottom Middle: thisisanoriginalblog

Bottom Right: hiimjeanne

ohcorny:

weepinduo